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Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Comrade Steve Obratov
Birthday:24 Nov 84
Birthplace:Soviet Russia
Current Location:Moscow
Eye Color:Black
Hair Color:Black
Height:Not taller then the great Stalin
Right Handed or Left Handed:Left hand
Your Heritage:Soviet.
The Shoes You Wore Today:whore my army boots with pride.
Your Weakness:Fascist pigs
Your Fears:The fall of Stalingrad.
Your Perfect Pizza:We only have one type of pizza. Plain bread.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Is conquering the world to big to achieve in a year's time?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Those "In Soviet Russia..." jokes.
Thoughts First Waking Up:Oh god no, the Germans are invading again.
Your Best Physical Feature:My iron fist
Your Bedtime:city curfew is at 18:00 (6pm)
Your Most Missed Memory:The Beautiful women working in the potato fields.
Pepsi or Coke:Coke. Because of the red signs. Thats why we have them placed around Red Square.
MacDonalds or Burger King:What is MacDonalds or Burger King? Sound American.
Single or Group Dates:Groups. Stay in groups.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:yummm, I sure do miss tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate or Vanilla? I can choose between the two?
Cappuccino or Coffee:Capp or coffee... what the
Do you Smoke:smokes? drinks? holy dubah, what country gives you these as options?
Do you Swear:no, its 10 days no food and water in a cold cell with no lights if we swear.
Do you Sing:Revolution songs
Do you Shower Daily:The city showers are only open on Sundays, and I don't like waiting two hours in line just to shower.
Have you Been in Love:With Mother Russia
Do you want to go to College:Everything I need to know, I learn in the steel mill.
Do you want to get Married:Yes of course, I need children, so that they can help my milk the city cow.
Do you belive in yourself:I believe what ever the propaganda films say I should believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness:no. If we do, we get shot.
Do you think you are Attractive:What is wrong with my big belly and grey beard.
Are you a Health Freak:I say again. Whats wrong with my big belly and grey beard at 20 years old?
Do you get along with your Parents:I don't know who my parents are. The army took them away when i was little.
Do you like Thunderstorms:Iron thunderstorms?
Do you play an Instrument:I do, but my only instrument I had I sold it to Miss Zhivago and she gave it to her son Yuri who became a doctor.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:You asking if a Russian drank Alcohol? where is the red army to take you away?
In the past month have you Smoked:when I am not drinking.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:I must be on drugs now, Its 2005 and I still think its Soviet Russia
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Dates? ha! Little Sissy boys giving flowers and sharing a soda with there 'sweethearts' . We don’t go on dates, we pick who we choose.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Is that the place where its only open on Sunday and we have to wait 3 hours in line for bread. Where we get to choose to go in line for a shower, or go in line for bread? then yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:A box. That sounds like a year's supply of food rations.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:I look my fished cooked. Meduim rare. so just put down, Kinda.
In the past month have you been on Stage:stage..stage? another word for interugated?
In the past month have you been Dumped:Eventhough this is the Soviet Russia, girls can still say no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:What, use my bread money for bathingsuit. Plus its below 40 here. And thats on a hot day.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:no..again with the jail cells and fireing squads.
Ever been Drunk:ok..for real now, where is the secret police to take you away?
Ever been called a Tease:Been called many of things, but never a tease.
Ever been Beaten up:By the red army or the secret police? there is a difference you know.
Ever Shoplifted:What else can we take but bread..and let me just say, the extra bread was worth the 10 days in a dark cold cell. Free vacation.
How do you want to Die:Eating Chocolet and Vanilla..at the same time.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Whats wrong with being in my steel mill? I guess joinning the red army is not all to bad.
What country would you most like to Visit:East Germany.
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